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  Anonymous says

This f***er on the train wouldn't f***ing scoot over even tho there was plenty of room on the seat. Go f*** yourself, have a sh** day, get run over, die.

  • Nov 13
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  callmesisixoxo says

The hot stuffy air, humans, humans everywhere with little to nowhere to park my derriere, the coughs, sneezes, nose blowing and wheezes I've only made it to the first stop, it's 6pm and Friday, please pray for me.

  • Nov 9
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Anonymous says

I need to get away. From everything. I need to move. Anyone have any advice on starting over?

  • Nov 7
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  callmesisixoxo says

Ugh, commuting. Slipknot is on full blast for this one to drown out noise. Also, this bus kind of smells like a mixture of pepperoni pizza, cigarette butts, cheap perfume and body odor and I want an Oreo thick shake.

  • Nov 6
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  Anonymous says

This bus driver isn't f***ing around. n***adoing atleast 50 on a 35 exit ramp. I don't blame him, we have a long way to go.

  • Nov 6
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  Anonymous says

So when I tell my parents I want to go travelling alone because I have no one to go with it’s a dumb idea and I should give up on it but when they hear about other people going travelling on their own it’s a great idea and they say how it’s good and stuff. So yeah just keep sh**ing on everything I wanna do...all my dreams and goals are garbage.

  • Nov 5
  Anonymous says

And I feel nice!! Like sugar and spice!!! I love fireballs!!!!

  • Nov 5
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  Anonymous says

Call this number so we can fix an urgent defect with your car that could kill you!
....and get a menu...
....that doesn’t respond to your input...
....or try a website....
....that doesn’t say anything about a recall.

We really care about customer safety!

  • Nov 4
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Anonymous says

I carried my friends ashes on an airplane and flushed them out the toilet into the air in mid flight

  • Nov 3
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  Anonymous says

Urban dictionary is gross dude fap land. It’s amazing how disgusting and heartless they are.

  • Nov 3
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  Anonymous says

I was into rivers before they went mainstream #hipsterhell

  • Nov 3
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  • Nov 2
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  Anonymous says

RUSSIA SUCKS DONKEYDICK

  • Nov 2
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  Anonymous says

My period skipped a month but i'm not sexually active wtf body

  • Nov 2
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  Anonymous says

What is the beat brand of paper towels, no bounty because it is too expensive

  • Nov 2
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  • Oct 31
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Anonymous says

I can't wait. I'm ordering my 18" black wheels with Michelin tires. I'm so excited

  • Oct 30
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callmesisixoxo says

I want to be spontaneous, travel to long-distance places and just be outside in nature.

  • Oct 30
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Anonymous says

My art used to be so f***ing bad no wonder all my friends never reblogged it

  • Oct 30
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  Anonymous says

Oh stfu, getting your clit and labia cut off is genital mutilation. You’d love Africa, dude!

  • Oct 28
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