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Anonymous says

I wish those Japanese Mimikaki dens were legal in other countries. A Mimikaki den is where a Japanese woman in a kimono gently picks your ear with an ear currette while you lie down. It looks soooo... relaxing. People fall asleep.

  • 29 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

Ever sat across the train from someone and felt disgusted by them? Their loud, harsh voices filling the air, and all you feel is the deepest, most profound urge to stab them in the jugular?

  • 27 Sep 2015
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symbella says

So once when I was on a flight to London, I really had to poop. My poop was so plentiful that they had to land the plan because it backed up the system. Any suggestions so that it won't happen again?

  • 23 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

How can any of you survive the end of the world when all it would take would be for your precious smart phones to stop working. Well thats what they feed you. Who cares about storms or earthquakes or famine? When the service cuts out... Well everyone loses their mind! I will find no dishonor in watching you starve

  • 21 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

I'm a train - cho cho

  • 19 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.

  • 18 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is sh** and your sh** is stuff?

  • 18 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

I dont have pet peeves I have major psychotic f***ing hatreds!

  • 18 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

:( its been 7 days i need you to hurry up and come back home:(

  • 15 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon.

  • 15 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, youll be a mile from them, and youll have their shoes.

  • 15 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

  • 12 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

The sky is blue

  • 12 Sep 2015
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  • 11 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Welcome to Wyoming, Where the men are men
and the sheep are afraid!

  • 10 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

So this women bent over her widen spread a** cheeks, my boner went up in time and I followed that a** recorded a video of her a** walking on those sexy heels .

  • 8 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

I keep getting sh** for choosing to room with three random guys when I transfer schools in the spring. First of all, I lived with 2 guys for the past 3 or 4 years and I'm not very ladylike or anything anyway so I'm used to it and them being messy and stuff doesn't really matter at all. And secondly, if they are total tools or pervy or some sh** I'm a big girl and I can handle myself. I'm not worried and I don't know why anybody else is either. Hell this could possibly be the ... read more

  • 7 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

Look at these two gayboys walking in the streets holding their hands, haha I laugh if they get confronted by bunch of thugs and they break up afterwards. RIP gay love

  • 7 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

I really need some advice. I thought I wanted to learn Korean because I LOVE kpop, kdramas, their skincare and their food looks good, but I am realizing that it is a lot more then that. I have started to like Korea recently and have met a friend who is willing to help me with my Korean, but I am not so sure that I want to study their economy, politics and history. It is making have doubts on whether or not I really like Korea or just their pop culture. On the other hand I hav... read more

  • 6 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

Stupid parents allowing their horrible little kid to scream and whine. SHUT UP, you rotten little kid.

  • 1 Sep 2015
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