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ALIBOOBOO says

"I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it."

  • 8 Oct 2015
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Anonymous says

"You got to be careful if you dont know where youre going, because you might not get there."

  • 8 Oct 2015
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Anonymous says

I am so pissed right now! I'm stuck at a train station, the train I'm supposed to board is 1,5 hours late! And seeing how it's only the first of the many trains I'm supposed to be on tonight, I'm going to be late from every single one of them! This is bulls***! I just want to go home! But no, the f***ing train just keep on getting more and more delayed, and I'm stuck in this little room with a bunch of drunk people and I'm alone and kinda scared too and totally bored out of m... read more

  • 3 Oct 2015
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Anonymous says

If the Philippines are 18 hours ahead of us, and we will never go there then why does it matter?
Just an observation after watching earthcam!

  • 3 Oct 2015
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Anonymous says

The price of regular gas went over $ 4.15 a gallon over the weekend in Chicago . So our government is trying to sell the bulls*** idea that the Russian invasion of the Ukraine is the cause..
Do they think we're f***ing stupid ? Once again , they can't manage their own affairs but always butt into everyone else's .

  • 2 Oct 2015
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Anonymous says

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people

  • 30 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

I wish those Japanese Mimikaki dens were legal in other countries. A Mimikaki den is where a Japanese woman in a kimono gently picks your ear with an ear currette while you lie down. It looks soooo... relaxing. People fall asleep.

  • 29 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

Ever sat across the train from someone and felt disgusted by them? Their loud, harsh voices filling the air, and all you feel is the deepest, most profound urge to stab them in the jugular?

  • 27 Sep 2015
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symbella says

So once when I was on a flight to London, I really had to poop. My poop was so plentiful that they had to land the plan because it backed up the system. Any suggestions so that it won't happen again?

  • 23 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

How can any of you survive the end of the world when all it would take would be for your precious smart phones to stop working. Well thats what they feed you. Who cares about storms or earthquakes or famine? When the service cuts out... Well everyone loses their mind! I will find no dishonor in watching you starve

  • 21 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

I'm a train - cho cho

  • 19 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.

  • 18 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is sh** and your sh** is stuff?

  • 18 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

I dont have pet peeves I have major psychotic f***ing hatreds!

  • 18 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

:( its been 7 days i need you to hurry up and come back home:(

  • 15 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon.

  • 15 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, youll be a mile from them, and youll have their shoes.

  • 15 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

  • 12 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

The sky is blue

  • 12 Sep 2015
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  • 11 Sep 2015
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