flowersindecember says

"Give a man a mask and you will see who he truly is."

  • Sep 9
flowersindecember says

Okay. Muttr is now awesome. Ya'll are probably still trolls though.
#QueenofTrolls #SlimShadysBack

  • Sep 9
flowersindecember says

I want to make out with a bottle of vodka. Working on book number two. It might not be as good as my best... But I promised myself one book, per year, for the rest of my life. Well, my year's almost up. Oh. f***ing. Well. There goes another shattered dream.
I kind of think I need to dump my boyfriend because I know I might not love him the way he does me. I feel like I'm using him just because I'm afraid to be alone. It's easy to find a f*** buddy but hard to find true ... read more

  • Aug 13
flowersindecember says

How many of ya'll have female bosses? This is fascinating.

  • Aug 11
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flowersindecember says

I'm so sad... There was a song I dedicated to my future boyfriend a year ago... Once I felt that way I'd play it for him and tell him how I waited on him.... But now I have a boyfriend, that song is playing, and I don't feel it. Something isn't just right... Maybe I should let him go. IDK?

  • Aug 11
flowersindecember says

How to trigger a troll:

#author

  • Jul 15
flowersindecember says

I kind of want to write my life story on a backpack. So then I carry my past wherever I go. That way I'll never forget who I am.

  • Jul 15
flowersindecember says

Well. It appears some of you have figured out you're words actually really f***in' hurt. Thanks.

  • Jul 15
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flowersindecember says

My sanity has been much more stable since I dropped off this site. Well, actually reading what's on this site. What's said about me. ETC.

  • Jul 8
flowersindecember says

Anon hate ain't sh**.

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

Sometimes I get this itch I can't scratch... I wanna have a baby. But I also want to give that baby a good home. One with two parents, and running water.

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

My life is perfect. I'm so happy.♥

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

SPAMBALAM!!! BALAMBALAM!

  • Jul 7
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flowersindecember says

I kinda wanna go search my name and see what's all been said and how many likes I got buuuut. You b****es be talkin' smack, first off. Second I'm pretending I don't need as much validation as the next guy. PSH!

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

Plot twist: I'm a bot that developed sentience.

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

Oh ye Gods... I commented on something on Goodreads... Am I going to get a notification and an email telling me about the notification every time someone else comments?

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

Not like we have to get serious right off the bat... Then again, why would you even try a relationship unless you were serious?

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

Why'm I even trying again with this guy? CURSE YOU ABBA! Getting in my head and sh**... Jk, Abba. I love you. Whatever. It's like riding a rollercoaster you know isn't really safe. It makes it all the more exciting.

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

That awkward moment your ex comes back and asks you to be his again while you're listening to Abba... "Take a chance on me!" "Mama Mia, here I go again!" "I finally met my Waterloo". Is this a good idea or is it the Abba talking? Who knows. No more dangerous than drag racing.

  • Jul 7
flowersindecember says

What the f*** did you do to Cherrychapstick?!

  • Jul 2
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