nope89 says

the ice in my drink is keeping me from drinking it, it's getting in the way of my sips.

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nope89 says

Fudgey Butters and f***le Butter are two different things at work.

  • Sep 12
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nope89 says

I am having one of those days where I want to congratulate my sh**y parents for getting me this far, cause right now I'm fricking great! #shadenfrauder

  • Sep 12
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nope89 says

I hung out with my cousin this weekend for the first time in 5 years, in an attempt to sound smart she tried to open a conversation about how Lincoln was gay. .... she's 30.

  • Sep 12
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nope89 says

My feet were swelling and I gained two pounds over two days, I thought for sure this is it, I have diabetes, I try to eat right but I f*** up just as much as everyone else (I like Veggies), and as I think I should go get checked,then boom it's my period, I'm good.

  • Sep 5
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  nope89 says

I just found alcohol free wine.

  • Sep 2
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nope89 says

Correction her word of the day is "Almost died" for people who haven't needed a doctor in years.

  • Sep 1
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nope89 says

My mom's word of the week, Autistic, my mother is ready to call anyone autistic because she doesn't wanna call them dumb, f*** that sh**, I know Autistic people who are smarter than me.

  • Sep 1
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nope89 says

The KKK needs to get out of my town.

  • Aug 12
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nope89 says

So I started a Go Fund Me for Cancer Kids, but everyone sees Go Fund Me as the link and just ignores it. Operation Care Bear is having a rough day.

  • Aug 2
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  nope89 says

I'm not an alcoholic but this week of work is killing my liver #techweek

  • Jul 10
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  nope89 says

Nope just a pile of nuh uhn

  • Jul 2
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  nope89 says

A tale of 2 racist, when I bought a house in year ago we had no care in the world about what neighborhood it was in because it had three bedrooms and three bathrooms. My mother-in-law however it turns out as scared of black people we're not we love our neighbors. My mother is scared of Muslims we have a Muslim Education Center in our neighborhood. They collectively asked how much more money would we need to move out of her neighborhood and we said only enough that we would do... read more

  • Jul 2
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  nope89 says

My husband isn't totally crazy, but I once said I didn't see the bugs in our kitchen and now every dead big in the house he shows me.

  • Jul 1
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  nope89 says

Rwarr I'm a big scary monster Rwarr! !! :)

  • Jun 19
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  nope89 says

We put my dog down Saturday, she was awesome and I'm glad we put her down before it got worse, but Friday night she ate a steak at Olive Garden. So I'm always going to remember eating a steak with my dog on an olive garden.

  • Jun 18
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nope89 says

When I was little, my mom said I should become a singer, and I said I was too ugly, her response was, Janis Joplin was ugly and she made it.

  • Jun 18
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  nope89 says

Time goes on and I survive

  • Jun 17
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  nope89 says

Bad news is I came home this weekend for two funerals good news is I got to celebrate Father's Day with my dad and we played pinball. So lose win.

  • Jun 16
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  nope89 says

So, I don't tell people about my pastor's license. It basically exist so in several states I don't get arrested for tarot card readings. Recently my husband suggested that I become a greif counselor for the hospital for pagans. .... I'm going to a funeral this weekend to wish someone to the other side. #yolo

  • Jun 14
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