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Anonymous says

The woman at work who is always complaining about the smell of everyone else's lunch, brought something with curry and other heavy Indian spices. LOLZ for irony!

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Anonymous says

"Oh, look! The sun is coming out!"
Co-worker (snarky, negative tone in her voice) "Well, I wish it luck." After griping that it had been cold and raining and wanted the sun to come out.

"How did you like your hamburger?"
Co worker with the same tone, different day: "It was dry and tasteless. I could make a better burger with my eyes closed."

"How was your weekend?"

Co-worker: "I've had better."

"Hey, can you help... read more

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  Anonymous says

You enjoy my hard work but you never say thank you. f*** you

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Anonymous says

oh well...................................................life's like tat

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  Anonymous says

As millions of our citizens continue to suffer the effects of the devastating hurricanes that have struck our country, I want to begin by expressing my appreciation to every leader in this room who has offered assistance and aid. The American people are strong and resilient, and they will emerge from these hardships more determined than ever before.

Fortunately, the United States has done very well since Election Day last November 8th. The stock market is at an a... read more

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Bittersweet says

I don't know where I am going, but I am going with haste. I want to just become a monk for a year or something and go live on my own and be less depressed and more self sufficent lmao

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Anonymous says

Sir, I understand that you are stressed, but smacking your lips after every sentence is not going to help your situation.

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Anonymous says

When I get super stressed out, like now, it feels like my heart skips beats. I hope I don't die at my desk.

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  Anonymous says

I f***ing hate her. She's such a stupid, patronising b****. I'm more intelligent than her, I work harder and achieve more, and I have way more experience and knowledge than she does. And yet she somehow gets the job title and salary that go along with all the work I'M doing. I wouldn't mind if she wasn't such a b**** to me, making sly bitchy comments and patronisingly sharing her 'wisdom' with me. Actually, everything you just said is totally wrong, but you're too stupid to r... read more

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Anonymous says

I have this one co-worker who is from New York. She has been in Georgia for 20+ years, but when she's trying to sound tough and doesn't have the balls to stand up to our boss when he's being a passive aggressive jerk, she turns on the NY accent.

Buttercup, that doesn't make you appear tough. It makes you look like a bigger failure at life than you are.

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Anonymous says

I hate my boss and co-workers so f***ing much. He's a dick and they are bitter, negative c***s.

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Anonymous says

My co-worker who non-stop complains, kept interrupting me while on the phone with a client. "Ask him this, ask him that." "Has he gotten his refund yet?" etc....
When my boss interrupts her, she has a meltdown, yet she does it to everyone else.

I just transferred the call to her and said "Since you're not going to stop interrupting me, you handle it." and went to the bathroom.

She threw her hot coffee in my face when I got back.

So... read more

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Anonymous says

This was not a good idea.

Hi, I'm the guy who works at my local CoderDojo here again, I'v posted multiple times before complaining about stupid people who take my classes, but now I'm here to complain about a fellow mentor.

(If you don't know, a CoderDojo is a place where volunteers(mentors) teach kids how to code for free once a month for 4 hours)

So, recently we've been letting students become mentors.

As a matter of fact,... read more

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  Anonymous says

This chick comes in and says she called out of work because she had a nightmare...

This is my supervisor

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Anonymous says

T-minus 12 days until I'm out of this sh**hole. T-minus 12 days until I'm away from patrons who ask me how to use the scanner and then stare at me like I'm speaking Chinese when I answer. T-minus 12 days until I'm away from coworkers who treat me like a stupid kid even as I pull their weight and mine besides. T-minus 12 days until I'm away from management who thinks people who throw tantrums over 15 cents are just delicate little snowflakes who need to be coddled. T-minus 12 ... read more

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Anonymous says

I worked at walmart once and they always singled me out to do things wherever they needed help. Mostly making me help unload everyday while unloaders get payed more than me as a sales associate (only a $1 though) I was okay with it at first but because the managers were usually nice and cool like can you help out w/e but then they started to get bitchy so I was like wtf and missed a few days to get fired. I should have just quit cause i was fed up.

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  Anonymous says

Why be rude to waitress and waitors and cooks like you do know we are making your food right lmao

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Anonymous says

I hate ice storms. They never throw salt down in front of my work and it's like trying to walk on an ice rink.

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  Anonymous says

Guys how many references do u need to give for a job I don't really have alot

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Anonymous says

My pants are so tight I feel like all the seams are going to burst lol. I hope they don't.

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